Tag: kilgore trout
member name: Ron Jenkins
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April 24, 2009 01:17 AM EDT --
Would you consider teabagging a form of torture?
And if so, why.
The Official Kilgore Trout of Gather.
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November 02, 2008 05:09 PM EST --
The path winds past bright red and yellow sassafrass with mitten-shaped leaves fluttering waves in the early November breeze. The earth beneath is hard-packed sand with sediment from thousands of years . . .
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April 04, 2009 03:32 PM EDT --
"Quick," Breedlove said, stowing the dufflebag into the storage container behind him. The lifeboat was drifting closer to the pirate ship. I could see four guys standing looking over the rails. . . .
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April 05, 2009 12:43 AM EDT --
I am hanging it up for the night as far as the Lagopians go, I shall return tomorrow with the unpredictable ending of what is sure to be a literary classic of monumental proportions. I enjoyed writing . . .
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September 25, 2008 01:17 PM EDT --
That one last big grab is going on folks, so I wrote a little song about a few things going on:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcZSh1diQRQ
Thanks,
Ronnie Ray Jenkins
The . . .
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May 14, 2008 10:30 PM EDT --
Yesterday, I came across a quote George Bush made to the media.
"Mr. President," he was asked, "you haven't been golfing in recent years.
Is that related to Iraq?
"Yes," . . .
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April 04, 2009 01:12 PM EDT --
"I don't care if I ever see another coconut as long as I live," I yelled to Breedlove who was reaching over the side of the boat. He fished out two more coconuts from the salty ocean and . . .
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April 06, 2009 01:34 PM EDT --
Breedlove scooped up the dufflebag, and picked up two full bottles of rum near our fire. He shoved them in the bag along with the four remaining bottles. Two empty bottles lay nearby and he tossed one . . .
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June 18, 2009 12:04 AM EDT --
So, there I was sitting on an old anvil I bought at a flea market last Saturday. I find it comforting for some reason, and my hemmorhoids actually seem to be a lot better. I have the anvil in the front . . .
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April 05, 2009 02:19 PM EDT --
It was an expansive mansion surrounded by landscaped gardens. The gorgeous twins frolicked in the large pool, as I watched from my deck chair, and nursed a tasty Margarita.
"Come in and play," . . .
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November 07, 2007 06:31 PM EST --
The Great Plains in November is a melancholy place. But then, the month itself appears stuck between the colored wonders of Fall, and the festive days of December. Such a lonely, indecisive month when . . .
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August 04, 2008 12:03 AM EDT --
It was on a Thursday when the decision was made to kill, "Piggy." Ma wasn't keen on the idea, but it was Pa explaining the reasons why it was necessary. The two of them . . .
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September 23, 2008 01:44 AM EDT --
This is a soulful, yet profound look at just where we are heading in the USA. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7trIpspUILg
www.ronnierayjenkins.com
The official Kilgore . . .
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April 04, 2009 10:38 PM EDT --
Breedlove saw it first. I thought it was the rum. An island as uncharted as the waters our boat rode upon.
"Land Ho," Breedlove yelled, standing up in the stern of the boat and posing . . .
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May 02, 2008 01:06 AM EDT --
Today, George W. Bush broke a record. He is the worst President in the history of the USA according to recent polls. He likes to say history will judge him many years from now. Dear Mr. George, I got . . .
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April 02, 2009 12:50 PM EDT --
Breedlove seemed to know his way around the ship like he'd been born on it, and when he took me through a series of maze-like corridors, I wondered if we'd ever find our way back to the furnace . . .
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April 01, 2009 08:28 PM EDT --
The cabin provided by the Malaysian Princess's Captain was barely big enough for one person, let alone two. Breedlove, of course jumped into the bottom bunk the minute we arrived. I lay back on the . . .
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May 15, 2008 08:44 PM EDT --
John McCrazy informed the planet the war in Iraq would be over in 2013. According to McCrazy the war would be won under his leadership should the American public make him McPresident. It would end right . . .
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March 09, 2009 12:59 PM EDT --
It was a long stretching line of people for such a small town, I thought. A skinny man standing underneath the dangling orange and blue sign of the brick building housing the . . .
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April 02, 2009 02:18 PM EDT --
Due to popular demand, the Official Kilgore Trout of Gather is giving you an opportunity of a lifetime, sort of like Mr. Haney on Green Acres. Tens of thousands of people across the globe have asked me . . .
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