Tag: ron b
member name: Ron Jenkins
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March 31, 2009 01:11 AM EDT --
I pushed my way through the door of the Sensual Touch Massage Parlor. I knew Breedlove's office was upstairs. All I had to do was follow the cigar smoke. Would he take my case? How much of my Lagopian . . .
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April 04, 2009 01:12 PM EDT --
"I don't care if I ever see another coconut as long as I live," I yelled to Breedlove who was reaching over the side of the boat. He fished out two more coconuts from the salty ocean and . . .
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April 06, 2009 01:34 PM EDT --
Breedlove scooped up the dufflebag, and picked up two full bottles of rum near our fire. He shoved them in the bag along with the four remaining bottles. Two empty bottles lay nearby and he tossed one . . .
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March 30, 2009 06:34 PM EDT --
As many of you know, I am a very rich man...of sorts... because of a recent windfall from the Lagos Branch. I think that's a bank. You can read it about it here:
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977640045&nav=MyGather . . .
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March 30, 2009 09:46 PM EDT --
I stopped at my trailer just long enough to print out my...as I like to call it, "Email of Fortune." It was sweltering inside. Living here, was like living in a tin can resting on a bed of coals. . . .
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March 31, 2009 12:29 PM EDT --
The office was as cluttered as I remembered, nothing much had changed in the dimly lit space known as Breedlove Detective Agency. There were files scattered haphazardly about the place, and as I stood . . .
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April 05, 2009 02:19 PM EDT --
It was an expansive mansion surrounded by landscaped gardens. The gorgeous twins frolicked in the large pool, as I watched from my deck chair, and nursed a tasty Margarita.
"Come in and play," . . .
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April 03, 2009 09:44 PM EDT --
The dark night set in with a deadly silence. The game of cat and mouse had begun for Breedlove and me. The ship was gaining in the night, and the only reason we knew it was...because the chugging motors . . .
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April 04, 2009 10:38 PM EDT --
Breedlove saw it first. I thought it was the rum. An island as uncharted as the waters our boat rode upon.
"Land Ho," Breedlove yelled, standing up in the stern of the boat and posing . . .
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April 02, 2009 12:50 PM EDT --
Breedlove seemed to know his way around the ship like he'd been born on it, and when he took me through a series of maze-like corridors, I wondered if we'd ever find our way back to the furnace . . .
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April 01, 2009 08:28 PM EDT --
The cabin provided by the Malaysian Princess's Captain was barely big enough for one person, let alone two. Breedlove, of course jumped into the bottom bunk the minute we arrived. I lay back on the . . .
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April 02, 2009 02:18 PM EDT --
Due to popular demand, the Official Kilgore Trout of Gather is giving you an opportunity of a lifetime, sort of like Mr. Haney on Green Acres. Tens of thousands of people across the globe have asked me . . .
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April 04, 2009 12:09 PM EDT --
As many of you know, and much more of you don't know, Finding the Lagopians is a series soon to be made into a moving picture. It's going to be a talkie to top it off, and will be in color as . . .
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